Tired of trying to get something that feels. So I said, Sure, why not. You see, whenever a new species is created, all of its traits are put in a big pot and left to mix. This is false advertisement, and I will not, no, CAN not stand for it! Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic. Leslie? Ok, kids. You ever know that kind of fear? I could barely even form a complete thought when no. Waking up felt like a job. By: Niesha M., Fort Worth, Texas, USA, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: A wife tells her husband about a stray cat shes taken in. No one says good morning to me. Someone who knows me well enough might call me a liar. When Mrs. Jones assigned us a group project we had to level up on creativity. Why dont I talk to Jake? They just know it, deep down, they dont feel pretty. Superpowers? The loud cars, big trucks, the constant noise surrounding me, the germs, the animals the people. By: Marina Paul, Age 16, Utah USA Description: Mother Nature goes to therapy. (pause) No, really. I rushed to their room and saw him hovering over her, hitting her over and over. Genre: Comedic. Hello? 2. Look at those beady little eyes and that preposterous chin and those ricky tickin striped pajamas. I bet youd scream too if you stubbed your toe on a corner store. Like most small boys Christopher Robin has toy animals to play with, and they all live together in a wonderful world of make-belief. Get out of bed and find a desk already! Genre: Dramatic. Birds dont stop themselves from flying wherever they want because theyre scared. Im worried theyll think horrible things about me. Ive never gotten any recognition, so clearly, I must not be doing anything right. Back when the teachers would only discipline the ones who deserved it, not the innocent ones. You know, heroin will give you everything, but youve got to be prepared to give everything to heroinand I did. I used to run outside all day and night before I came here. I dont tell people theyre pretty when they are. How did I go from being a happy rabbit living a life of freedom, to being chained up and tortured? No more working from sunup to sundown without so much as a snickerdoodle break! Oh, what the heck. I try to laugh it off and tell myself that Im okayand maybe cry a little bit more. By: Austin Walker, Iowa, USA, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager complains to a friend about household chores. Im terrified, in fact Im petrified. Because in the months that followed I, I dropped out of school to take care of you. Because evidently with any of the three you can and will eventually go into the sea of death. My chemistry teacher just walked out of class. Im really bad at this ignoring your best friend because she stabbed you in the back, showing you the cold, merciless person she really is after thinking you knew her since kindergarten, arent I? Which one of them banged you up this time? I wish I could sleep, Im always tired in the morning, the nurses call me out for looking bleary. I cant believe this; Im locked out again. In fact, Id be better than fine, Ill be amazing. Why cant they see me for who I am and not what I look like. I realize theyre a little stained but isnt that just the sort of thing that happens as you use them? Find someone else to rip their heart to shreds. Ive been craving just to get outside, play, or just get out and do somethingANYTHING. Oh good. Everything I just said. (Begins to smile.) Depending on the rare cases it did last longer than a couple of days, we would pause the fight so we could still vent and talk. His lack of intelligence gets in the way of everything, and I have to act dumb with him just to make him feel better. I told them that they couldnt take my stuff, but Emile said, We dont care, and Rose ignored me. And when we do, we will see Lila again. Mas Bolivia, I know it in my bones. Im going to tell her I dont want to do this anymore. If you ask any of the girls they would tell you of my beauty, my kindness and my charity. Im starting to regret bringing him on this mission, because that was the only pillow NASA packed for me. Thats when I became Norma Doherty. But you would, wouldnt you? Do I look oversize to you? Now hold on, why are you girls suddenly so angry? Though I suppose it wasnt really your idea, was it? Sometimes I just wish for a normal life! Does he have a good job? How could you say that? When I got my first iPhone, I spent days glued to the screen. For one thing, hes quite particular. Im sure you arent as capable of keeping track of your first fifty middle names. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic. What matters is that we cant let Faith make this musical flop like the last one. You know my grandma died. The day started off like any normal day. There. And Piglet who indeed helped out a friend in need, So we say Hip Hip Hooray for the Piglet and the Pooh. And thats a lot of work on my part. You dont waste time, do you? Ive learned to somewhat cope with the silence and to, rather reluctantly, live on my own in a house I could never call my home. Go find a dogs butt to sniff! My throat will get really dry and Ill stutter like theres no tomorrow. The result, more time. I mean what else are you supposed to do when the most attractive guy you know finally gives you the time of day? I had the overwhelming feeling that I didnt really know my mother at all. (pause) Samantha created this and I think its starting to drive her, wellcrazy. When the murder happened, there were only three people in the entire gas station, me, the gas station attendant, and that truck driver. Third Place Winner! First Place Winner! I don't mind the leaves that are leaving. Sometimes I think you forget what growing up was like for me, and what a miracle it is that I am here, because if you remembered, youd never complain. And this is how I imagined my marriage proposal would be: (Girl imitates future husbands voice; kneels on the floor, romantically) You are the love of my life. They never seem to care about anything that concerns me unless I make a mistake. With a hefty happy appetite, This monologue focuses on body image and self esteem. The relationship I have with animals is the same as the one with my dear husband. The school Ive been dreaming about since I was a little kid. And its hard, it really is. Even though hes my best friend, we have sort of a love/hate relationship. I think I shall come down. During the summer we rode our matching blue Schwinn bikes everywhere and wed try to hold hands while riding. Honey! Honey! Being a skinny girl in todays society gives you so much privilege, no matter what race or gender you are. [Narrator] So we come to the next chapter, in which [Narrator] But Pooh, you're in the next chapter. That doesnt concern me! No? Or is it the blue one? I guess Im ready to talk about it. I am 13 years old and I live in this hospital. I started to wonder if I would ever get out? And I am steaming full speed to the east coast of Africa. Well, unfortunately Ive tried that already and they didnt buy it. Oh, well. "A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.". Maybe if I tell you about all the things we did, and who we used to be together, youd remember. Someone is bound to realize that Lizzie and Eliza arent clever nicknames that my family made for me, but names I forced them to call me so that I could be just like my favorite character. First Place Winner! What if I fall in, what happens then? For example I havent got a rhyme for bother. Ah! Something just for me? Got yourself a headache? Watch a video performance of this monologue here! Wow, no wonder youre a school cop and not in the big leagues. Hey Jason. You heard sniffles, under a poorly masked smile. Your trophies are all dusty. and "Help yourself, Pooh". Some girls like to think that they can be special snowflakes, but theyre all idiots! My good fellow, I wouldn't go so far as to call it a Windsday, just a gentle spring zephyr. You see the thing is OK dont freak out but, I can read your mind! Because I doubted myself and got tired. By: Celeste Pompa, Age 16, South Carolina, USA Description: A young driver gets pulled over for the first time. Top of the ninth the no-hitter is still alive and crack!!! (Rifling through bag.) [Pooh] Christopher Robin, can you make a one hero party into a two hero party? Do you know how to reverse climate change? I cant talk about it. Ill bet youre sorry you asked. I took one deep breath and then pulled off the cloth. I think the bees S-U-S-P-E-C-T something. It will be better if Im dead. I can see everything in the universe. It turns out, in the middle of my most desperate moment, my mirror self was wreaking some serious havoc in my life by being mean to everyone and destroying my reputation! Okay. Nice location. Oh my god youre not Fabio I am so sorry, maam I thought you were my ex, um I guess I could tell you if you want me to No. They lifted me onto a gurney and this woman kept trying to ask me questions, but everything was just a big chaotic blur. Just because she cant speak your language yet, doesnt mean shes any less than you. Turn that frown upside down and see what Eeyore has to say: It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it., If it is a good morning, which I doubt., Might take a day or two, but I'll find a new one., I'd say thistles, but nobody listens to me, anyway., Sure is a cheerful color. This particular stream had a very long way to travel and by the time it reached the edge of the forest, it had grown up so it was almost a river. It was the best Thanksgiving yet, Grammy. That was never a problem, because I didnt want to go a single day without my Tiger by my side. And it wasnt the time I stole a hotdog cart in Times Square. Im in the lobby practicing while I wait. (Looks across the hall) Your room is very dark. Ive gotta cover the skylight hole before they get in! She fell to the ground. Well, let me tell you something, life isnt all what you see in the movies. The first day of middle school is written as scary in all of the movies, but its not that bad. My daily routine. Dont talk to us like we are! No one will ever hear it. Rampage Full Movie Watch, (Texting.) Ill stay on the line with you until the police get to your house. First Place Winner! I wanted to stay in her safe little bubble forever. -Eeyore "Could be worse. Hello! First Place Winner! Im Brock Bruce, and I am here to tell you why I, Brock Bruce, your hardworking Walmart stock boy of 28 years deserves a promotion. This inherent gloom manifested in ugly ways in my life. By:Dillon Hammell, Age 12, South Carolina, USA Gender:Male Genre:Dramatic Description:The Pied Piper threatens the townspeople if the Mayor doesnt pay him. Gender: Any Genre: Comedic, Hello (looks down at paper) George. ", Owl: Yes, well, actually, of course, I wrote "A very happy birthday with love from Pooh.". Okay, Ill try to stay calm and explain. You remind me a lot of my father. You could be deeply, sincerely, insanely sorry for the smallest thing, and I wouldnt believe you. I stared dumbfounded at the mirror, thinking Im not moving, so why is my reflection moving? Suddenly, out of nowhere, my reflection reached out and grabbed me. A party! (Takes a deep breath and rolls the window down.) My mama needs a stair lift so she can get downstairs to the beer fridge; she hasnt taken her pills dry since her twenties! And I cant even live in this house anymore, because its so full of his memories, full of the things that we did together. Parker Movie Watch Online, I did buy of those cheap $1 tickets before, and guess what I won?! But the only time I feel happy and content is when Im on heroin, so I dont know if Im ever gonna get off it. And I was left with absolutely no fortune at all, since the brother seemed to have a gambling problem. Well I can't stand around lollygaging all day, I've got a tight scheduleThink it over. Maybe if I fold some cranes, all my struggles would be solved (laughs). I want a piece! You firmly mouth the word no over your shoulder and turn back around. Hello? Its like I was made for you. Funny question, you see I was a dancer. In this monologue hes talking to Jason, his best friend, about an important decision that lie ahead: Stay in the now and accept what you have, or leave this world behind for the unknown.Jason, I want to ask you something. The flags not a person. Hear me out. Just because I may be darker doesnt mean you can compare me to pitch black. Narrator: Yes, Pooh, and that was the beginning of a game called Pooh-sticks. How did no one notice, you might be wondering? I was his daughter! Hahaha (Serious) But not really. Nah. No one can match my skills or mastery. Im moving through each day basically feeling empty and alone. Genre: Dramatic. It all started because of fungus. The feeling of excitement came up inside of me and I ran to her, to comfort her from feeling alone. I went up to the counter to pay. By: Jayden Buitt, Mississippi, USA, Age 14 Description: A teen has a conversation with a stranger on a plane. I screamed at him to stop and he looked at me with white hot rage. [Absently] Ah, but death is calling me back. Most people dont take teenagers seriously. "She won't go speechless! 35 pages! I beg for this case to be dismissed before my company suffers further. I have to live in the Under World for six months of the year as, um Queen of the Dead! This red one is for emergencies, right? Worse than the time I had a tick stuck in my ear. And Im not going anywhere. I have scars from that one. They dont see the scales and claws that they show me. The heroes will save you? Genre: Dramatic. All I wanted was to be open with you and become who I really am. This soft-spoken, s-s-steady friends generosity leads this timid character to some large adventures. Mmm, mmm! (asking, a bit uneasy)Yeah uhMr. And Snazzy, there was that time when he ordered you to let Mrs. Claus use you as a mannequin for the little girls dresses she was making. I could mention offhand that I am, in fact, an Eagle Scout. (pause) I know you dont have to. Judging by the way both of these people acted, I think that they had some secret connection. Like seriously I dont know how this happened, it just did I guess. Nope. Hahaha!! I know thats what they all say. Its ok, cause you can say whatever you want about me because I dont really think of myself as a thief, I think of myself more as an artist. Hello girls! Hello, presidents office? Yeah right, I couldnt last an hour in there. Christopher Robin: I think we all ought to play Pooh-sticks! And sometimes you know youre pretty, so it doesnt matter. Actually, Im surprised I havent driven myself up a wall yet. Alright. There's Rabbit and Piglet and there's Owl, but most of all Winnie the Pooh. By: Kallie Carter, Age 17, Georgia, USA Description: A young woman tells a co-worker about her lifetime of cheating. Im now thirteen. My little brother is supposed to write an essay about the civil war. Chorus:Deep in the hundred acre wood where Christopher Robin plays. I have lots of experience with kids, so I know what to do when they misbehave. Claudia: (Yelling) Im not going to tell the police what happened Jayla! You cant bend your leg?! By: Karly Anderson, Age 14, Texas, USA Description: A young person is nervous about a big audition. How am I going to explain this whole situation? Leslie? Because, there is no one. By: Hedy Z., Texas, USA, Age 17 Description: A utensil in a kitchen drawer has an identity crisis. Milne repeats the pronoun I in the next lines as Eeyore tries to get his words together and say good-bye to Christopher properly. But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers By: Ruby Whitehorn, Age 17, Michigan, USA Description: Nationally ranked high school basketball player struggles with making the decision to confess using steroids for the championship game. [Eeyore] If you ask me, when a house looks like that, it's time to find another one. Speaking of Wicked, I am playing Glinda in our school version of the Broadway musical this spring. Would you make a different choice so that you didnt go through high school with the nickname Streak? The second time I remember being hurt is when I was maybe 9 or so. (Rolls the window up, and resumes talking to friend on speakerphone.) You still have the same friends as last year, and the lunches are only a little different, so how can it be that bad? I am the President. Not great. But honestly, thats never going to happen, I could steal your belt buckle before you had time to put me in handcuffs. I wrote a monologue! First Place Winner! Oh, no, not again. But someone I know did! When I was 7, my mother took me to the optometrist, where they had little reading charts with Es plastered all over. Its garbage night. She knows that shrimp is the one thing Im scared of. HOW? Turning the serpent to stone wouldnt hurt either. What happened to us? Yeah, this is my new iPhone 6. Everything I tried on fit perfectly! Anxiety hits me from every angle. And you need to try. I think she realized it wasnt gonna save her, she must have, she wasnt dumb. You recognize me. This was my moms idea. The Doosan Bears had the bases loaded and no outs. (beat) Oh, hello, Mr. Mumumba. I always wanted to walk into a room and be the eye catcher because of how thin I could be. I never got an apology for that. You have no idea how hard it is for our kind!, By: Alyvia Taylor, Age 12, Florida, USA Description: An African American woman expresses her frustration and anger about the injustice she has experienced due to prejudice and racism. Third Place Winner! Its different, thats for sure. When she is with me, I feel less alone, more normal. Which means that I will be slaving away filling up the yard debris bin and the recycling container and dragging all the bins to the curb. I even keep myself clean, and I would never, ever roll around in stinky stuff in the yard, or chew on dirty socks and then lick the humans. Wish me luck! You just assume I am dangerous? Not to mention that my mom would kill me. I dont have time for a social life. I saw her on the edge of her balcony. We need you. I remember my father looking in every nook and cranny of our straw roofed house for every single cent that he could spare to give me. People say you shouldnt live for the praise of other people, but I think the opposite is true. She will make it impossible to get anything done. So both ends waited to get thin again. I figure I can deal with my sister when she gets home from school. You have your own problems. That first day, when I walked into the school, I looked around and I realized I didnt belong there. My mom always used to say, Lizzie you need to make friends, Lizzie you cant sit inside and read all day. Why not? My spelling is wobbly. Yes, they make me do all that. They read as though Eeyore had one chance to get the rhymes right and sometimes it worked while other times, such as at the end of the poem, it didnt. There are 175 calories in one pancake, times four. And we did, for a while. Honorable Mention! He even gets away with rubbing it in my face. Well, perhaps Eeyore doesn't like balloons so very much. Genre: Comedic. It taught me how to grieve. Eeyores monologue. I guess I might as well tell you that thats when cheating began. This would be my moment! Who else could it happen to? There were tons of people waiting in line after me. So, it didnt end well for him. I bought grapes at the store, and didnt pay attention to the fact that theyd been pumped full of special chemicals to grow big. He totally knows I am coming. They didnt even buy the dead pet excuse. Youll see, one day, youll be nothing more than another grain of sand in the ocean of nobodies. HOW DID HE DO THAT?!? I tell her about whats going to happen in her future, and I tell her that I miss the past. But his best friend is a bear called Winnie the Pooh or Pooh for short. Eww! As I entered high school, the cheating became serious business. I will eventually breaka lot of people do. My personal favorite is greed. What if one of them was the winner? Eeyore: That happens when you've been in a river a long time, Piglet. Stab the metal box, girl, or begone from this class! What if its not being loyal to me? Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic. I havent been outside my house in three days. I was so tired that I fell asleep in these beds.(Pause. No response from Jayla) You know what, do whatever. After you left, I never asked how your new friends were, or how your new school was because I didnt know what to say. Yes, yes, of course, of course. By: Christopher Parker, Age 13, South Carolina USA Description: A teen explains the craziness of quarantine to a friend online. And the worst part is that its a boy! You trained hard and worked harder, being more than just a soldier to most. Everyone thinks that those elves never take a vacation. She plays the Rolling Stones a lot in the car and has to sing along with every word. But I can explain everything. I think I was like four or five. (hears someone at the door-maybe a loud crash) That was quick! I said I'm tired, rather than explain to you what I'm feeli ng. I ought Listen to me, we have never, ever had an opportunity like this before. (Looks around the room.) (Tone switches, slightly hesitant.) Why is the second hand on that clock moving so slowly? Monster. Im never going to be a dancer; Im never going to do the only thing that I was meant to do. Poem by Eeyore is one of the best poems A.A. Milne wrote featuring characters from Winnie-the-Pooh. Every time I see you refuse to eat what I put on your plate, I just want to smack you! (Dramatically sets the scene) Seriously just imagine it, a storm suddenly hits, the air grows cold, and the sky darkens. I hated them. We belong together forever. Windsday? But its just not going to happen that way. By: Meredeen Smelser, Washington, USA, Age 13 Description: A crazy cat lady thinks that one of her cats is trying to kill her. Like, forever. Im scared the appropriate amount at horrors, and Im thrilled the appropriate amount at thrillers. Eeyore: That's right. Like THE ugliest shoes on the planet. Piglet: I-I-I-I expect it was T-T-T-T-Tigger! It was really stupidbut you know, we had fun with it. Have a good day at work! (Looks around, pause.) I will truly miss the mornings waking up beside her. Wonderful. They wanted to go to a treehouse they had seen a couple of miles away from their house. Ive got everything I need, a camera, a flashlight(Summoning courage) Im going to find him, okay? Watch me scare the stripes of that impostor. It started in our lab. There he is! Third Place Winner! Now her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera. Sometimes I think THEY should be the ones going to therapy, not me. I still have headaches, and I cannot hear in my left ear. It took about a roll of paper towels to clear away the bloodand tears if Im being honest. Do you think that I could forget with people telling me every day? The big guy had us come in just so we could talk about making a creature of power that can eat anything. Now Im not a god who would say, Oh My Gosh! Sounds foolproof, right? Thank god I changed it to Marilyn. I tried diving headfirst into a pool that was 4 feet deep. I dont even want to be the fairest of them all. [Eeyore] There, that should stand against anything. (turns back around) Dolly Parton. They call me the monster, but monsters like me only look the part, and I prefer that to the false facades and double-edged words. Todays date is April 5th, 2040. What? Great. The actor is also speaking to a friend, hands-free on a cell phone.). Mandarin Oriental Spa Products, Genre: Comedy. Let you tell everyone who I really am? Lets get started. I just wish he wouldnt yell, andwell, other stuff. This is not who I am. He looks like my aunt Sharon who used to look really old, but had her face lifted up and now she looks surprised all the time. Put graffiti on the walls. I must have looked pretty crazy. But now everybody knows about me because of Aladdin. Moms are always right. Only someone with the blessings of Athena could have enough foresight to think of using something shiny to deflect my gazeYou wont need it. Who would even buy such a stupid thing? It was made out of gosh darn hay! I have dignity and poise. But then I wake up and I feel the excruciating pain. Well, imagine this. (beat) Im going to ignore her. There are five of us, and Spencer, he takes a lot of work. [Narrator] Now Piglet lived in the middle of the forest in a very grand house in the middle of a beech tree. Sorry I knocked her over. None of my other friends have to share a room, and none of them have a mother like you. Girl, I was ready to go to jail (laugh) I swear the craziest things always happen to me. How could he do this to me? This summer the air conditioner broke in our SUV so shes been rolling down the windows, but that isnt stopping her from singing at the top of her lungs. I didnt want to bother him with my problems after he had to work the night shift this week. We have barely been here for a year and you wanna give up now? He answers that he does not want money from people. I tell him that he is the only person on the street that Ill give money to. (holds up a book) This here is the GoodLife Life Guide. First Place Winner By: Amber Leanne Rothberg, Age 12, Massachusetts, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A friend consoles another friend after a death. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT FOR SKIPPING THAT ONE LACROSSE PRACTICE-what?! The contract says $1 million for an iceberg from Antarctica. Maybe things would be different. Christopher Robin lived in another part of the forest, where he could be near his friends and help them with their problems. He has skin pale like . JK!!! You know we live in a two-bedroom apartment, yet you still decided to get pregnant. Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Shawn, stop trying to light Cindys hair on fire! And I dont think I want that feeling to go away quite yet. What was I talking about Oh yeah, people ask what my biggest flaw is I guess Im just too strong. I just want me, myself and I. I mean, those houses werent even up to building code, how am I the one being sent to jail here? Apparently my emo little sister left her hair color stuff in the shower, cause my hair was bright green when I took the towel off. I read the label on the front of it aloud. And Im gonna be okay. Naturally, I went to investigate and saw a sight so horrific I might never recover. (Snore) Breakfast, (snore) lunch. TikTok? That was only a month ago. Japan Rugby Teams, My hypothesis was proven correct. <> Pooh: Oh, dear, I guess it wasn't such a good idea after all. They told me to give you away, but I refused. He's Winnie the Pooh Deandre Baker Contract, Ive been saying the pledge since I was five years old, but I never really thought about it until this exact moment. I do tons of great things. Really? Everyone knows that my sister is DEAD because of ME. He has a beard and scratches on his face, bruises too. By: Ethan Roberts, Age 12, Plymouth, England Description: The genie in Aladdin vents his frustrations Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. Gross. The children of my day were civil hand-raisers who knew how to address their masters. Well more like we were kicked out of a party. Hed miss my game and apologize later. I knew from the moment he left he was disgusted by my ugliness! I babysat a lot last summer and I feel like I was a really good leader. Who was maybe a little too good at her job. Hamlet, "Hamlet": Act I, Scene 2. What are youwhat? Do it for the children who need their macaroni. Christopher Robin: Many happy returns, Eeyore! So, I guess she figured if I was dead, she would be the fairest and prettiest of them all. Smelly. how do I start this? Needless to say, youre officially out of gum, unless you count the piece stuck to the bottom of my shoe. 2) My cat has been looking for the squeaking mouse for the past two weeks. However, I know not everyone will like me, but at that time it made sense. From my friends to my neighbor to my job, its all bad. His name was Alex. Tall and beautiful mountain of crystal-clear ice! Yeah, right. He could barely look me in the eye. I just sent it. Video games again? (Pacing back and forth.) Pristine, Miss. I specifically did not invite her. Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite. Apparently, they thought Aladdin was the standout character. I have to get Luke from daycare. I am the only one who passed? Thats the Greek word for hello, for your information. If Dr. Reginald and his mad experiments arent enough to scare people off, the 500-step staircase has a way of dissuading guests. Actually, I speak five languages, but this mission trip will be great because it will really set me apart on my college applications. Then when I got on the bus, I was going to tell Izumi, but he wasnt on the bus. When I grow up and have kids of my own, I will play One Direction in the car and in the house in front of their friends, and I will for sure not embarrass them! These symptoms fit the criteria for the psychological disorder known as chronic dysthymia, or depression. Or FAAAAST! Paper Bag Princess Vocabulary, (Dont let him answer) I ALWAYS make my own because Im so creative, but I understand that not everyone is as talented as me! What are you trying to do? Yup. Its torture, I tell you. His Wikipedia page is half that many pages, and that has pictures and headings and stuff! 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