I was such a great fan of Glee. A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? You got a boob job. The second could be anything. I am so different from Santana in a lot of ways but Ive never felt so seen by a character than in that episode. Santana: Thanks. Finn: Do you ever get tired tearing other people down? She seems to be condoning this in the face of all logic. I cant believe its been ten years since this moments happened. Santana: I think I know how to make you feel better. Alright, you know what Rachel? Wherever your soul is, thank you. (Listen! Ill always remember Naya happy. Schuester and Santana, Never Been Kissed. It will always be amazing to me that a show that I only seriously (obsessively) watched for three season could leave such an indelible mark on my psyche. No! Her quiet almost embarrassed because its so vulnerable and what will it all mean glances to Brittany from behind Hollys shoulders are all I see. Is that how peoples lips look where you come from in the South? By that point I had felt that way for years. So, this for you Hudson. Did you know she tried to sell me once? Ill always remember Naya happy. Thank you Santana, and most of all, thank you Naya. (Girls are about to cut hair off for charity) Will: You can't do that. Thank you for your bravery, your fire, your swag, your humor, and your craft. But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. Ive often described that while watching this scene I wept, which is true. Santana: Well, that's why I brought you here, to cheer you up. And yes, we talk about Naya Riveras voice + magic a lot in the same sentence which is not our fault, because its simply the truth and we cannot be held accountable for that but specifically what I mean is this: In a single three-minute cover, Naya Rivera turned a nearly 40 year old song into an instant lesbian classic. You look exactly like a young Brittany S. Pierce, doesnt she? I mean I am, just not now. Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. It fit. I have been heartbroken over this. After a few instances of Santana being cute and flustered in front of her new diner coworker, they end up with a night shift together. Santana: It's okay. Guppy face, trouty mouth. Wow. Im a star. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self- Everyone! I look hot and smart. Rachel: Can I ask you guys something? Santana: That sounds like torture. Usual estimated time is between three to eight minutes. We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school! Elliott: You know I'm actually just here to get her sheet music. Below are each of our favorite Santana Lopez moments. I just wanna go back in time man. (Rachel starts crying) Oh God. I loved seeing her happy. It shot right into my heart like a lightning bolt. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Santana: Up her butt. Santana: He has no game. Im also incredibly appreciative of the care Naya expressed for her fans in interviews. At a time when I mostly only felt dread when I thought about going through life as a lesbian, that performance made me feel hopeful that I would someday be able to openly love someone who openly loved me back. The nervous, darting looks. The scene that gave me the final push I needed to come out of the closet. Theres a brief moment after Kurt is elected prom queen as a cruel joke that Santana rushes out of the room crying. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange ), I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me). Cause I can play. shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible Santanas terrified that the rumors floating around McKinley are about to ruin Santanas life, but maybe having Brittany will have made it all worth it. Who cares if he's terrified of banks? Oh, and I think those absorbent sweater vests . Finn: No she's not. Just admit it! And Santana was not that. I mean, just because I hate everybody doesnt mean they have to hate me too, she cries. Grouper mouth, froggy lips. Brittany: Wait, isn't this a date? This is embarrassing. if you tried hard enough you could suck a babys head. When we had sex, Finn never stopped asking me if I was okay the whole time. In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. Look, I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top yet, either. I think she was a holiday hoarder. Santana: Well that's good, cause I hear your professors are into that. For the LGBTQ+ community, Santana's storyline of coming to terms with her. I understand. Of course Santana clocks Quinns flirting the second she starts it. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits. I mean, bake sales are kind of bougie. I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. You're my family and I haven't lied to you in months. Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. You're joking, right? Rory: Whoa. Santana: A star is a star, it doesn't matter where in the sky it shine. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Santana: It is a Carrot Top convention. Tina: Pretty much. Maybe Blaine didn't want to be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. Santana: Quinn, look, this is our senior year. It was that damn Trouty Mouth. NOTE: The following is a transcription of the extended director's cut from the S1 DVD, which includes several scenes not seen in the original aired version. He literally just said that. Quinn: Do you know what I hate? Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes What would you do? Rosario Cruz. It was the beginning of a long journey to accepting my nerdiness, to embracing my inner geek, to being passionate about what I love, even if not everyone in my life will understand or even support it. Santana: I don't really talk during. Rachel: Don't get too comfortable, okay? And you know what? It'll be great for my image and Coach Sylvester will totally promote me to Head Cheerleader. Why dont you save the lecture for the theater nerds that are gonna starve in New York while desperately trying to tap dance their way into the chorus of Godspell No offense, Gayberry. Santana to Rachel, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Look, I don't mean to be a bitchwell actually I do. You're really not gonna tell me about the stick? I was coming out around the same time she was, I was falling in love and having my heart broken right around then, too. Santana defending Blaine and Kurt from Dave, A Night of Neglect. Rachel: You had no right. Oh, and also? In honor of learning even more. She was so committed. No me gusta! One time Becky Jackson left a piece of chocolate birthday cake on my chair and when I sat on it, it looked like I had pooped my pants, so Finn walked behind me until I could get out of school so no one saw my chocolate butt and thought I had messed myself. She didnt have the space to be a victim like Rachel. Can I talk to you for a second? Santana to Brittany and Sam, Blame It on the Alcohol. Santana: No, you're lying. You're one to talk, how's about you crack a Four Loko Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton. See, The Troubletones are three F's, Fierce, Femme, Phenomenal! There are quantifiably positive assets to this mash-up: the song suits Mercedes and Santana vocally, its got good choreography, its a well-orchestrated mash-up the dresses are cute. Unless you got yourself knocked up again. Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. I should know, I slept with you. Quinn: Sexting? Maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany. Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? I taped it to my under-boob, If Kurt wouldve taped this to his junk, I never wouldve heard the end of it. I have rage. Oh Well that sounds a little molesty. Come on this is a safe space, we're on the internet. [Will writes "SEXY" on the board.] Im officially over it. Santana: Love stinks. I've been keeping a notebook just in case this day ever came: Welcome back Lisa Rinna, I've missed you so much since your family packed their bags, loaded them in your mouth and skipped town. Im gonna be an outsider my whole life. I know its controversial and, look, Brittana forever obviously but Quinn and Santanas hook-up in season four made so much sense to me. They were never about the kind of love she feels for Brittany, or even how she felt about Dani. Santana: Because you're a crazy evil bitch! Copyright 2009 - 2023 The Excitant Group, LLC. Santana: You can drill me any time. I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. Santana calling Rachel a 'selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from hell' in the prom rant is perhaps the most accurate statement from the entire show. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. I have love for you. Brittany: Sweet lady kisses. Santana: Oh, I know! Or maybe i, of the gay rights movement every time you so much as coo, cheese together or farted. Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, I'm quarterback of the football team. I loved seeing her happy. Brittany: Mm hm. Your friend Brody? Have something you want to. Northmead Creative & Performing Arts High- Drama Audition 2 | P a g e Brittany: Did you see what Rachel was wearing today? Out of all the actors on Glee, she was the only one who could eviscerate with words in one scene, and break our hearts in the next. Santana: Sexy texting, seriously what era are you from? There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. They were my favorite grouping Glee ever did. Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. Quinn: Do you want me to slap you again? Its one of the least flashy numbers, but one of the best. I dont know. Santana: And that's bad because? SANTANA: I'm keepin' it real. You can buy one at the Party Store. I came out to my mother about a month after Santana came out to her abuela. But then well, Ill let her speak for herself: Thank you, guys. How incredibly lucky I was to grow up with this story. Whatever. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little gentrophile with a mouth like a cat's ass. Santana: (laughs) Thank you, Finn, especially. has something to do with it. Its like the difference between a hurricane and an alien invasion. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Santanas wail of, I dont know, toward the end of the song reverberates around my ribcage every time I hear it. Why are we playing this game? Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. Rachel: For the hundredth time, okay, if you keep making fun of Brody- I always go to the yelling place. It's the best part of my day, okay? So Im going to leave the obviously iconic, emotional, perfect moments to the people who have lived with this show, this character, and Nayas singular performance for years. And Naya brought that same joy, that same energy, to the Glee Live tour and I got to be in the very same room with her while she sang that song, and its a memory Ill likely never forget. In doing so, they revealed a rarely-discussed but entirely valid coming out narrative. Finn for some reason decides that its Lady Music week as if having a bunch of men ruin songs by women is an apology for outing a lesbian. I am sorry, Finn. dont wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. Thanks for this, TV team it feels much needed. Rachel: Oooh. Santana: Okay, look believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. Landslide is still my favorite Glee performance. She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli. He's made of magic. Coming out isnt always rainbows and parades. <3. Santana: Okay, don't you see that the midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? Kurt I took what you said to heart, and I thought long and hard about it, and it occurred to me that you may have a point. Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. Santana: Your sexuality? I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? (murmurs) Self-hating Asian. No one gives a damn about you. All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time? She was a professional and her memory was a steel trap. Brittany The small breath-hold moment of hope, and her heart shattering before our very eyes. I've been going through that Rumours album and I found the best song that really goes one step past Landslide in expressing my feelings for you. Emmy Rossum is. Carl: I get that all the time. Well, Id like to think that we now carry your heart in our hearts, Naya. If you're still obsessing over what you're gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, Run Joey Run? Cant I just have one night where Im queen? Nobody no, nobody is gonna rain on my parade.. Santana Lopez was a one dimensional cheerleader minion until Naya Rivera turned her into one of the greatest and most important tv characters of all time. middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead TINA: Sorry, Santana. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. Santana: I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals because with Berry and those tights, we don't stand a chance. Santana: Yes I did. Cello guys can you hang back for a second, Im gonna need you for this one. Santana to Kurt and Rachel, Girls (and Boys) on Film. It was just such a joyful, fun performance. She nearly breaks her face in two because she knows, she really knows, that she did it. Santana: (To Finn) Hey Orca! Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. This is garbage. So be warned: if you are not giving this everything you've got, I WILL go all Lima Heights on your sorry asses. Santana: In theory. Santana: (pushing Quinn) You did this to me! Lord of the bling. Just think about it. Sometimes you hear it on the loudspeakers at Home Goods and feel like complaining to the manager for inappropriate context, but when its on in your car or at a party or a club its exhilarating and obviously very topical. Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. She is a hero, and deserves to be remembered as such. was probably my favorite moment. I have awesome gay-dar. Waitress: But you ate it all. Sebastian: And what did you think Sha-Queer-A? I remember exactly where I was, exactly how it felt that night. Unmatched sass and the best . Its taken me nine months to be able to read this. The pain I had as I realized how many times I had repeated that same line to my closest friends, the ones I had always been in love with, the ones I would have been terrified to admit that were true if asked. Can't tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. or someone who doesnt dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dicks more Santana to Quinn after finding out Quinn's dating her professor., Thanksgiving. That's like vocal masturbation. You look like an assless J-Lo. A profound loss. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little geroniphile (?) Oh, please! 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